Ninjas VS SEALs!

Among the great questions of our time, one in particular has sparked great discourse, dissension, and partisan reaction: Who’s quieter? Ninjas or SEALs?

“Ssshhh! Be very quiet…we’re hunting jihadis.”

What could start such a massive national debate? Only the inquiring mind of a seven year old aspiring swashbuckler. Here’s how it went down.

One afternoon while playing with a friend in the yard, the young Greentree was scolded by his mother. “Be quiet like a SEAL,” said Vivian Greentree. His friend immediately replied – as one would expect from a 7-year old. “Ninjas are quieter than SEALS.” And thus, a monumental argument began. WHO is quieter? Ninjas or SEALS? SEALS or Ninjas?

Such a question can only go right to the top. In this case I think we finally got to bottom of this burning issue. Thank goodness we were able to get a handle on it before the government shutdown. Whew!

Semper Fidelis!